I have about four weeks until Christmas. I have already received my Christmas present, opened it and played with it. And I wish I had not.
Here is how it happened: My wife- it is easiest to blame her- was telling me what she wants for Christmas. I replied that Santa may put it under the tree, but she would have to wait until Christmas day to open it. She told me she was an adult and should not be forced to do it that way. We bantered back and forth about the matter for